How to get expelled without parents getting mad?

I'm not really planning on doing this but i am curious how would i get expelled from my highschool and have a good enough reason for my parents to be the least mad possible?How to get expelled without parents getting mad?
By standing up for a principal greater than the puny rules and laws of the school district. For example, engaging in a fight to defend a helpless person being bullied or tormented. Schools may suspend or expel for fighting, but the reason for the fight was for a greater good.How to get expelled without parents getting mad?
Fight for a cause, For example, find some evil that your school is doing like uniforms and take the flag of individualism and break the rules through the power of civil disobedience. Your parents will respect your strong fight for the right type opinion and you'll get kicked out of school for breaking the rules multiple times
face like u are supper depressed and beat someone up all the while telling them that u are feeling pain inside that no one will ever understand and at least that person can see and feel ur pain... but u also will have to start self-injuring, being reclusive, be very adjitated ex call ur mom a b****. after uv been expeled they will take u to a pychyatrist (if they can get you in in that short of time) then just sit there dont talk to them act really missunderstood and angry. they will either give you meds mostly likely anti-deppressants and mood stabelizers, and perhaps anti-psychotics and hospitalization if you tell them ur homisidal or suididal. anyway if you go to a mental intitution you will only have to work on homework a few hours a day. but ull be bored and ull hate taking that medicine. --- so really what this proves if you really go through with this plan u probably would be as mentaly ill as the imaginative senerio --- bottom line----- its not worth it
You could fake a nervous breakdown and get confined to a mental institution for a few months.





In any case, what's the purpose? Once you were expelled what is your game plan? Go to another school? Find a job and place of your own? Just live in the family basement?
pass out a bible to everyone in school and start trying to teach everyone about God. The public school system HATES that. and im sure your parents wouldn't be mad
not possible
get them earplugs
move out